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Wednesday, April 7, 2010

BOY: May I hold your hand?
GIRL: No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY: You love me...

GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring?
BOY: Sure, what's your phone number?

GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.

GIRL: Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY: Don't you ever want to improve?

BOY: I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL: How soon?

BOY: I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL: Yes, but would you stay there?

MAN: You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN: Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN: No, because you make me sick.

WIFE: You tell a man something: it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND: You tell a woman something: it goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?
PETER: I think you're pretty ugly.

Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student: Brotherly love!

Teacher: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
Student: My Mom and Dad got married on the same day and at the same time!

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